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thatonemoonie:

This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

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Threatened the dude my gf is fwb with and told him if he dare hurt her I would break his face.

I am hella protective of her.

findchaos:

ChaosLife: Pussy Pics

What were you expecting?

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alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

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megasumpex:

shout out to the kids and adults who have memory problems, who get yelled and screamed at by their families for not remembering things

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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nanajana7:

I don’t care what you think, Timid is the best Nature.

Artist: 2027 / Translated by Akvo / Edited by Me~

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confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Cat’s REAL agenda.
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Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked. You should totally go there, like right now.

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

Cat’s REAL agenda.

Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked. You should totally go there, like right now.

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epicallyfunny:

You can easily find all these ice cube trays atmost20.com/IceCubes

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angry-moth-noises:

have some pics of Lieutenant. My coastal carpet python

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  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

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petplaypalace:

Zivity heartthrob Gothlet just finished her first shoot for Petplay Palace, and let me tell you, it is to die for! You’ve never seen such a cute little moo-cow! Full photo set (shot by Darkisme) coming soon to PetplayPalace.com!
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Omg cutie I love pet girls

petplaypalace:

Zivity heartthrob Gothlet just finished her first shoot for Petplay Palace, and let me tell you, it is to die for! You’ve never seen such a cute little moo-cow! Full photo set (shot by Darkisme) coming soon to PetplayPalace.com!

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Omg cutie I love pet girls

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seananmcguire:

mother-of-beasties:

xtoxictears:

This is one of my favourite pictures of Kagura.:’) She likes to sit like a people and watch the laptop/TV

oh my God that is the cutest snake ever.

BABBY

seananmcguire:

mother-of-beasties:

xtoxictears:

This is one of my favourite pictures of Kagura.:’) She likes to sit like a people and watch the laptop/TV

oh my God that is the cutest snake ever.

BABBY

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Participants with mental illness, addictions thrive after being given apartments: five-year national study

karalianne:

Look what happens if you help people instead of insisting that they “help themselves.” They actually manage to help themselves!

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